(Now, if this scenario had been a movie, there would be a narrator with a fantastic radio-baritone smoothly sweeping in to articulate a particular monologue concerning the words that have just been said. It is to be noted that this story’s budget could not, in fact, afford such a narrator voice.)

ngl i read this in the voice of the narrator from jane the virgin

i loved loved loved this, it was just so funny omg.

finally someone who doesn't shame mathematicians *sheds a single tear* *gives you a tight bro hug* this honestly made my day