bang! tan! so! nyeon! dan!

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Title: you are the dancing queen (young and sweet)
Recipient: for everyone!
Pairing: jungkook/taehyung/jimin
Rating: pg 13 for sexual jokes and references
Word count: 3548
Warnings: bad league jokes? some sexual jokes and references, that's about it
Summary: “i swear to god, i’m going to go back in time and assassinate donna summers so that i never have to hear hot stuff again.”
Author's notes: im so sorry

( Jeongguk has heard Donna Summers approximately one hundred and sixteen times since he came to Seoul. )